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I'm afraid he realizes...

We did it well, nobody will realize the con...

Stop!
We wanna met Java. We bring something important for him.
Ok

Ehh...
Hi Java (Jabba the Hutt)
We bring...
...we bring Han Solo...
He must be unfreezed slowly...
but if you pay us now, we will go... we have a lot of work
now we have to catch Juan y Medio*

* Juan y Medio is a spanish showman.

Listo para enviárselo a Java y cobrar la recompensa.
¡Un momento! Me parece que se mueve
Tranquilo, no seas paranoico

Muy bien... ¡arriba las manos!

¡Pero es imposible! ¡Debería estar congelado en el nitrógeno!

Bueno, es que casualmente llevaba un clip en el bolsillo...
... con el que he montado un radiador de 5000 KW. aprovechando como fuente de energía el metano de un chicle en descomposición que hallé pegado en la suela del zapato.
¿Qué pasa? ¿No habéis visto nunca McGiver?

Let's go Hansolo! courage! is not the end of the world

Jonathan! prepare the UVA-rays machine

And now, you'll get an UVA-suntan and you'll look more healty, like me. And you'll forget that Chewbacca.

Ok! Jonathan, call the ghost-busters of Java Jim (Jabba the Hutt)
The Bounty-hunters
That.
Eh! There is no light inside?

Oh, it's Han Solo. Why have you come to my gas settlement?
I'm...

By the way... where is Chewbacca? I didn't see him.
We broke off...

What a pain!

He's fell in love with an Ewok
I'll put him two black candles*

* (a curse)

What R2?
That I look at the rear-view mirror?

Shit!
Some lol are chassing us.

R2, send them a SMS, and tell them that we flee in peace...

I'm sick of this damned swamp, of eating fried flys sandwiches, and of losting the time with TaiChi.

Lets go, R2!
~bye bye bye~

Inexperience the young jedi has. He'll come back.

Hummm... I come back 'cos I've forgoten by here the keys of the "Centenarian Sparrow" ...
... and by the way I'll take some sandwiches for the journey.

There are two imperial guards at the main entrance.
Do they have moustache?

Hard to know.
Let me, I'll do...

Do you have moustache?!
No!
No!

Master "Iodine" When will you show me the jedi kick?

Young Luke impatient, hurry to learn, quickly forget is going to.
Inside first have to busy with.

Master Iodine, your laser sword has the battery used up!

Pocket laser knife it's. Bread to cut is for, sandwiches to prepare for.

Luke, you must know something...
What!

Ghhhh

I have moustache.
Noooo!

...
can't you shut up!? I'm trying to defeat the dark side.